[sticky entry] Sticky: [OOC] HMD

Oct. 25th, 2014 03:26 am
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This is an HMD for Karkat Vantas from Homestuck
♋anon + ip off + comments screened♋

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I) TEA-TOTER
[so! this was fun. within days of arriving on the quarenteen, one, Karkat Vantas, has been saddled with the task of doing something nice for strangers. Upon first inspection, it appears that he might be doing an okay job, shoving tea at people who have lost their memories. He's not quite sure, he wasn't around for it. He doesn't really care.

Actually, he's been mumbling and grumbling under his breath. Why was he given this job? Why did they not trust him with that flamethrower weapon thing? Surely he would have done a good job exterminating plants! After he's finished handing out a few drinks to a more rowdy individual, he excuses himself to go gently bash his head against a nearby pole in frustration.

He's so tired of this! Tired of handing out tea like a concerned citizen! He's tired of the looks he's receiving. Is it the horns? The grey skin? No one should be able to tell his blood color here, right? Does that shit even matter in Riverview?

The next person that gets close will get a snippy]
What are you looking at? [since he is feeling defensive]

II) BUDDING NOVELIST
[what Karkat has here is not trash. No, it's great stuff!

Since he doesn't have anything to his name aside from the clothes on his back, he knew he needed to find something so that he could participate in the Stuff Swap. What is he looking for? Some human romance novels. And what does he have to trade for those? Well...

He's written a few novels himself... okay, they're not novels, because he didn't have a lot of time, but he's written a few stories, as well as a hand book that discusses the intricicies of Troll Romance and the four quadrants. He will share his knowledge with anyone that will listen]


...You will appreciate that I didn't go too crazy with the explanations, so that your primitive mind can comprehend it. But make no mistake; troll romance is no joke! It's a delicate process that can sometime be agonizing, but also incredibly rewarding. There have been reports of some romances that have transcended all quadrants! [this is a big deal! He is waving his arms, wide eyed at the very thought]

III) IS THIS TROLL SHAKESPEARE
[for some reason, you and Karkat have decided to attend Plays by the Plage. Karkat is no stranger to plays. He's watched movies. So he's hoping that maybe at least one of these plays will include aliens like him, Trolls, or, perhaps even the quadrants. Not that he particularly wants to revisit Alternia, but a little familiarity might be welcome, especially since he only recently arrived in the quarantine.

He is sitting on the picnic blanket in between plays, hugging his legs to his chest while he groans]
Do any of these people know how to die properly? I know they were acting, but for fuck's sake! They should at least stop breathing for a while!

IV) FRIENDR

Friendr
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»
» Age: OLD ENOUGH.
» Seeking: NOTHING.
» Preferences: WHAT.
» Interests: FUCK YOU.
» Bio: I'M NEW AND WAS FORCED TO MAKE THIS.
base code by photosynthesis
Karkat Vantas
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V) WILDCARD
[want to play something different? Poke [plurk.com profile] lovebakery to plot!]

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